M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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