Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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