She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
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