I think scott just propositioned me for sex
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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