in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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