I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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