i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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