i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
You ate ashes out of my bong
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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