he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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