He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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