Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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