Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
We have started to decorate penises.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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