OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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