Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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