she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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