no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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