Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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