is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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