I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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