whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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