Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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