She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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