ugly people sure do ruin things
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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