that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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