found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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