He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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