It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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