I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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