Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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