My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
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