At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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