dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
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