I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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