YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
the liver wants what the liver wants
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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