what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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