I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Sex in the backyard? Check.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Randomize
