Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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