did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
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