plz talk dirty to me
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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