Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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