We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
Randomize
