So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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