Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
His hands were made for my vagina.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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