remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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