Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
