Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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