Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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