I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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