They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Randomize
