The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Randomize
