the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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