I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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