don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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